Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is Crap!
I went to the Capri cinema a few days back to see this movie with a fair bit of excitement as this is “Indiana Jones”… BUT I was utterly disappointed, and not just me but everyone around! This time the move makers try to be ‘oh so cute’ rather than focusing on something that makes sense.
One reviewer on IMDB got it right when he said:
When you come out of the cinema screen, turn around and look at the expressions of the people walking out behind you. I did, and it was a collective ‘Has someone just farted?’
I went with Ahmed, Adeel and Hamid, and we had good fun together but we all were dissapointed with the movie.
OK, let’s face it: Indiana Jones survives a nuclear blast just by hiding himself inside a fridge! and that fridge was inside the house where the nuclear explosion took place. Everything in that house literally melted of that massive nuclear explosion but here we go, our indi jones is well and alive and the fridge is just fine left after everything just vanished.
Here’s another one: The enemies are an army of their own with advanced weaponry in their hands all the time and they’re shown having machine guns firing with full flow onto the indi jones and crew, yet none of the indi jones members are hit by even a single bullet.. i’m pretty much sure those enemies weren’t blind.. and they were soldiers so shouldn’t miss a shot from 6 to 8 feet distance.
Now this one: In the end, out of no where does this UFO come into place and flies away.. i kinda laughed a lot at it.
There are so many other moments during the movie that you just literally get shocked to see: surviving three consecutive deadly waterfall jumps and landing safe in a boat in two of them and just safely in the water in the third (and most disasterous) one. That was so lame honestly.
well, i was so wrong when i felt that ppl like Lucas and Spielberg can’t make stupid things.. actually they’re humans and they just proved that! I’d still give it a 3 out of 10 for some eye candy/stunts and some funny moments…
Sounds like a Pakistani punjabi/pushto movie
H: Oh yeah! balke un ko bhee peechey chor dia! kam az kam pakistani films mei goli lagti to haina.. wo alag baat hai ke hero ko kuch hota nahi hai..